Willow Tells A Short Story With Pictures And Words

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Human: Willow wrote this post 😉

Willow: WEVE BEEN PLAYIN WIF HOOMAN DADZ OLDR GOPRO SESHUN. TRUST ME, U DOAN WANTS 2 C IN 4K SUM OV TEH THINGS I STICK MAH NOSE IN. YEZ, MAH DAD KNOWS HOW 2 SPELL BUT US DAWGS AN DOSE SCARY KATS SAY “HOOMAN” CUZ IZ CUTE ACCORDIN 2 TEH INTERWEBS – NAO U KNOE. WE USE IT AS DASHCAM WHEN IN R AWSUM TACO (I CAN SAY “TACO” BUT TEH “MA” SOUND IZ 2 HARD) AN MOUNTD ON SHOULDR HARNES OR MAH WAN-OV-A-KIND, CUSTOM HELMET. YESTURDAI WUZ CLEAR AN SUNNY AN SO WE DECIDD 2 HEAD 2 TEH POINT ISABEL REGIONAL SHORELINE AN TRY SUM DIFFERENT CAPCHUR SETTINGS ON TEH GOPRO. WE MOUNTD IT ON MAH SHOULDR HARNES AN SET TEH CAMERA 2 TAEK WAN STILL SHOT EVRY 2 SECONDZ. AT LEAST THAZ WUT HOOMAN DAD WUZ MUTTERIN 2 HIM. AFTR WADIN THRU OVAR 2000 PICTUREZ THEES R JUS FEW OV TEH “GUD ONEZ” AN TEH TAIL TALE (LOL, GIT IT) AS I REMEMBR IT.

dog looking suspiciously at Willow's shoulder harness and attached gopro
SUM NEW FRENZ R NOT SURE BOUT DIS TING ON MAH BAK
splashing around in a mud puddle with a couple other dogs
MUD PUDDLEZ R TEH BEST PUDDLEZ; SMELLY AN TASTY.
HANDSOME WITE PUPPR GAEV ME FEW “O RLY” LOOKZ
HOOMAN DAD HOLDZ DEM, I SNIFFS DEM
I CAPCHUR LOTZ AN LOTZ DA DAWG BUTT CLOSE UPS BUT HOOMAN DAD DELETEZ MOST OV THEM
IN MID-AIR BOUT 2 SPLASH INTO TEH WATR AFTR HOOMAN DAD THREW MAH FAVORITE TOY IN 2 CLEAN TEH CAKD ON MUD OFF OV ME
SHAKIN OV WHEN IM IN DA WATR IZ NOT SO EFFECTIV BUT I JUS CANO STOP MYSELF
LOOK 2 TEH RITE – IM STUCK!! NEXT 2 DIS CONCRETE WALL
LOOK 2 TEH LEFT – HOOJ SWIM AN STILL CANT FIGURE MAH WAI OUT
WHEN I CANT GIT OUT I FORGET BOUT MAH TOY. BAI BAI TOY, FLOAT AWAY. BE FREE. WE NEVR SAW DAT TOY AGAIN. KINDA SAD, WUZ GUD, SMELLY, CHEWY, FLOATY TOY.
HOOMAN DAD TELLIN TEH TALE OV TEH LOST TOY. HE SEEMD BIT ANNOYD.

I HAD GREAT TIEM. TEH ONLY DOWNSIDE OV WEARIN TEH GOPRO IZ I CANT ROLL IN DA GRAS VRY WELL. APPARENTLY MAH HOOMAN DAD RLY LIKD DAT TOY CUZ WE WENT 2 MUDPUPPYS AN NEW WAN MAGICALLY APPEARD IN HIS HAND. DEN WE WENT BAK 2 TEH TACO AN BAK 2 MAH HOOMAN AUNTIEZ HOUZ 4 SNACKZ AN NAP. GREAT DAI. I WANTS 2 DO IT AGAIN AS SOON AS POSIBLE BUT NEXT TIEM I WANTS 2 USE MAH HELMET.

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